trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it faints
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”
(Reblogged from gogoatz)
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
legos
(Reblogged from pleatedjeans)
(Source: alyjotempo)
